Part 12: Case Closed, Bitch
Part 8: Case Closed, Bitch




Like that crime scene-flavored candy they were selling the other day.


30 minutes later





He shouldve. The corpses could have killed themselves. Im a doctor I swear.
If youre a doctor, then Im Astaroth.
Neat.


Hey, bitchgirl is gone.


Or was it?


Why are people disappearing and appearing randomly? Did you get lazy on Photoshop?
...No?
Yes.







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...As you know, Kouzou and Kawamura were once con-artists in league with each other. The biggest swindle they ever worked up was in Sumoto, a company called Sawaki Industries.
And they touched wieners.


As most of you know, Fumie Sawaki began working as Kouzous secretary soon after her college education. While this seemingly lackluster action may seem innocent, it placed Kouzous life in a dangerous position.









Of course he has to be black, you racist.









Keep in mind that if we were doing this update normally, we wouldve started here.


Yasu is our culprit.


TOUCH WEINERS.

To be precise, we need to ask him to strip three times before he complies.

And thats a wrap. If you go back to the previous update, it's mentioned that Fumie's Older Brother has a "butterfly-shaped birthmark" on his shoulder.
Where are his nipples?

Case closed, bitch.

Wishful thinking was always 20/20.

Yasu is the culprit is an ascended meme that sort of originated from this game. Its also kind of a given that he murdered both Kouzou and Kawamura.
He is le trole.
LE BRAINS!
What no.

I mean, thats what murderers are for.
Hah hah, point and laugh at the orphan.
I remember when I used to use an orphan as a football. Good times good times
Eris no, thats illegal.



Fumie appears, because we need to wrap this up sooner or later.



Remember kids: Crack is whack.

If you remember, the study door was locked from the inside, which is why it was considered to be a suicide in the first place.


Which implicits her as an accomplice. Welp, looks like the gangs all here.

Komiya-dooby-doooooo!

Which is the main indicator that Yasu is the culprit, funnily enough.



At the end of this little reunion, DvD Translations opts to hack in a secret code (MrSakurai) that can be inputted on their website here. It mainly consists of a couple debug room/extra dialogue stuff that isnt seen in-game.

And with a bunch of fading police sirens, The Portopia Serial Murder Case comes to a close.

Stand By Me (Where Are They Now?)

Tyrell Badd
Tyrell retired from detective work soon after the case and now teaches Law at Tamagochi University. He currently is trying to beat Angelina Jolies record of Most Ethically-Different Adopted Children.

Yasuhiko Mano
Yasu was sentenced to life without parole for the murders. Three years into his sentence, he was beaten to death with a bar of soap in a sock when he refused to be the cell block bitch.

Kouzou
Hes dead.

Rokurou Komiya
Komiya was fired from his post due to his alcoholism. He sobered up and got a job as police chief in a small town somewhere in California. He was hand-picked by Arnold Schwarzenegger as his vice presidential running mate in the upcoming presidential election.

Fumie Sawaki
Fumie was indicted as an accomplice in Yasus murders, but received a reduced sentence when she testified against Yasu. Shes currently serving 5 years behind bars in Campbell's Chunky Soup Maximum Security Prison.

Toshi
Toshi learned to play guitar while in rehab and is currently touring as the lead guitarist in the Japanese heavy metal band Loudness. He plans to release a solo album of post-hardcore folk doom metal within the next year.
Hirata
Hes also dead.

Yukiko
Apparently she was on the latest season of 16 and Pregnant. So, uh, theres that.
Kawamura
Yep, dead.

Okoi
Okoi is still stripping her way through medical school. She plans to become a neurosurgeon after her master thesis (The Effect of Pleasure/Pain Stimuli on the Brain) is finished.

Pal Bars Bartender
The bartender had a cameo role as the bartender in The Space Adventure - Cobra: The Legendary Bandit and is considering a role in the next James Bond movie, where he betrays Bond by giving him a stirred martini.

Random Bystander
Hard to pinpoint his exact location. Some say hes still bystanding to this very day, witnessing incidents across the globe.

